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Happy Festivus — Time to Air Those Grievances

December 23, 2009 6:56 AM CDT | Columns


Carrying on Frank Costanza‘s prized tradition, December 23rd would not be complete if we didn’t all celebrate Festivus.

Gather your best looking aluminum pole, place it firmly in your living room standing upright and tell your family members all the ways they have disappointed you this year.

After dinner, get ready for the Feats of Strength, and prepare to battle the head of household.

In many parts of the world, the faux holiday from “Seinfeld” is celebrated in varying levels of seriousness.

It’s a Festivus for the rest of us!

Now if only there’d be a Festivus Miracle.

Still confused? Give CBC’s Waub Rice a tweet — he’s in the loop.


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