U.S. Councilman: Garlic Protects Us From Vampires

Residents in Lawndale, California want the city to remove smelly garlic plants growing on boulevards in the area.

But, if that happens, everybody is doomed. This according to councilman Jim Ramsey, who says the garlic keeps away vampires. “Since we have had garlic I haven’t seen one single solitary vampire in town,” he said.